The Cat in the Hat
IMDb: The Cat in the Hat (2003)
Christ…I had the misfortune of watching this film. In the theater. Some children were present.
If they were my kids, I would have ushered them away immediately to spare their innocent souls.
Instead I stayed through the whole 82 minutes—I was captivated by the shittiness. It was like watching someone riding a bull. You know they’re falling off, you just don’t know how many times they’re getting their nuts stomped on before the rodeo clowns drag their carcass out of the ring. The only trouble is, when you watch this movie, you’re the bull rider.
How many sex jokes could they cram into this “children’s movie?” Why was Paris Hilton in this movie? How the fuck was this movie ever made?
All these questions and more—never to be answered.
The Cat in the Hat: 